A Post for D.

My brother's girlfriend D. is a pretty awesome. She's sharply witty, a fantastic cook, hates to wear the color black, finds conversations about bath products just as interesting as I do and has no compunction about making fun of me. Needless to say, we get to laugh a lot together. What could be better than that? I love her even though she doesn't agree that Northern Exposure is one of the greatest shows ever. If I can overlook that, then she must be cool, right?

And so, a few minutes ago, while chatting on Skype, my brother and D. informed me that my blog posts are waaaaaaaaay too long.

So, this blog post is for you D.